Law roundup: Caller wigs out over stranger

Someone allegedly called the Kalispell Police Department because they were suspicious of a woman wearing a blonde wig who was at a location across the street and wanted officers to “check it out.” The caller couldn’t explain what crime they thought she was engaged in other than that they had never seen her in the area before.

A hiker asked police to check on the well-being of a woman reportedly eating dirt on the trail. The woman with the unique palate was fine and didn’t need law enforcement assistance.

An allegedly neglectful woman was ticketed and released after security spotted a toddler with a tablet left alone in a black F-150. Security told officers the 2 or 3-year-old child was playing something on the tablet and wouldn’t respond to their questions.