Pair tries to steal unmentionables

Flathead County Sheriff's deputies cited a 22-year-old woman and an 18-year-old man for theft after the pair were caught trying to steal lingerie from a store in Evergreen. Deputies also found a marijuana pipe in the man's pocket.

Deputies told a transient hanging around in the woods near an Evergreen business to move along.

An aggressive dog on the playground of an Evergreen elementary school prompted educators to call the county animal warden.

A West Cottonwood Drive woman called deputies about a suspicious man carrying what she thought was a bag of garbage.

Neighbors on Plantation Drive got into a property dispute over an easement when one of them started digging a ditch on it. Deputies helped the pair work things out.

A passing motorist reported seeing a woman driving on U.S. 2 with a 3-year-old child on her lap.

Two kids, ages 7 and 8, told their mother about an 8-year-old neighborhood boy who had a jackknife. The matter was reported to deputies as a possible attempted aggravated assault. Deputies arrived and had the parents work it out among themselves.

A woman wanted to speak with her ex-husband, so she showed up at his School Addition Road workplace. Someone didn't want her there and called deputies. She left prior to their arrival.

A county employee showed up to clean at the Conrad Complex and saw suspicious people walking around with flashlights. Deputies spoke with four people, who, it turns out, were just hanging around.

A Coram Stage Road man was reportedly standing naked on his porch.

A 16-year-old girl on Harrison Court was allegedly yelling and out of control.

A Dawn Drive couple reported hearing an intruder in their house. The woman got onto the phone with deputies while her husband walked around their property with his gun. Deputies arrived, cleared the house, and found nothing amiss.

A trespasser was reported on Browns Meadow Road in Kila.

A man, who had been drinking, was pounding on the door of a Solberg Drive home and yelling obscenities.

The owner of a Martin City liquor store discovered a broken window while investigating a strange noise. Deputies believe it was an attempted break-in. Nothing was missing from the store.

Two kids, ages 8 and 14, ran to a neighbor's house and told them their father just shot their mother after an argument. The neighbors called deputies, who quickly determined that no one had been shot. The father, however, spent the night somewhere else.