Man finds relief on woman's car

A woman walked out of an East Center Street business to find a man allegedly peeing on her car. According to the Kalispell Police Department, the woman confronted the unkind urinator, but he got into his car and drove away.

Someone reported the theft of a “winter jacket” from a vehicle on West Utah Street. The car was reportedly left unlocked.

A corgi apparently had a good set of lungs as it was reported to be out-barking multiple other dogs on Seventh Street West.

Somebody reported that a woman was passed out in her vehicle and “smelled heavily” of alcohol before driving away. Police searched for the disoriented driver.

The owner of a party bus asked police “how much a vehicle has to be moved” in a 72-hour period.

A man walked into a Third Street East business and was “all bloody” with gashes on his face. Police responded and found that the man was on probation with a warrant but was also a victim of assault. Police took him to the hospital, where he stated he didn’t want to press charges.

Thieves likely made a fruitless break-in at a shed on East Idaho Street. The owner said that it contained only packing material. Perhaps the thieves needed to send some packages.

The Whitefish Police Department arrested a woman for hitting her husband near Wisconsin Avenue.

A call about a deceased dog on the side of East Lakeshore Drive turned out to be false. It was a dead deer. 

A pizza delivery driver told the Columbia Falls Police Department that somebody jumped into his car and took off. Consequently, a large pepperoni wasn’t delivered on time.

After running a red light, a pickup driver reportedly flashed a rifle in anger at another person on U.S. 2 near Kalispell. The witness gave a description to the Flathead County Sheriff’s Office.

A driver reported witnessing three motorcycle riders passing cars between lanes and on the shoulder at high speeds down U.S. 93.

While doing some personal business near Montana 35, a man found a cooler with a BB gun inside and reported it to the Sheriff’s Office.

A U.S. 93 resident near Whitefish was concerned that a neighbor poisoned her freshly planted corn.

A parent said that her kids have repeatedly found needles behind a U.S. 2 business in Evergreen.

A 15-year-old kid said that his mom got angry on the road, slammed on the brakes and told him to drive. He could not driver, however, because he didn’t have a license.

Someone thought they heard a man “bellowing for help” near Shady Lane. Deputies were unable to locate the in-crisis crooner.

A woman called the Sheriff’s Office at 10 p.m. to inform them that she’d changed her address since receiving a minor-in-possession ticket.