Lights upset machete-wielding blonde

A man allegedly told Kalispell Police Department that a blonde woman, who was possibly “tweeking on drugs,” showed up in a U-Haul outside an office, knocked on his door, brandished a machete and asked “why the outside overhead light next door to her was flashing.”

A dancing man spotted on a corner wearing a green hat and holding a basket “with stuff in it” was allegedly yelling at cars to give him money. The man supposedly kept up his antics, but switched out the green hat for a multi-colored tassel cap.

Two men were allegedly seen punching each other in a vehicle.

A Sixth Avenue East resident was reportedly concerned about the welfare of a man seen waving his arms and walking about 20 feet in the street, then stopping and starting again “over and over.”

A bicyclist reportedly found a hypodermic needle.

A driver sitting in a parked vehicle allegedly stumbled around and “kind of fell out of his truck.” Police reportedly followed the driver for “quite aways,” but no driver impairments were observed.

Someone was concerned for the safety of a supposedly large gathering of individuals who were doing tricks on skateboards and going into the street where people were driving recklessly through the area and revving engines. The group was gone before police arrived.

A vehicle with a noisy exhaust reportedly drove down an alley and in front of someone’s residence about four times. The vehicle was last seen eastbound on Fourth Street West. The resident claimed it had also “been a busy night at 10th Avenue West,” the location of a purported “known drug house.”

An allegedly intoxicated man, who had a knife, was attacking people in a house and preventing them from leaving. The call was changed to a physical disturbance because the knife wasn’t in play, according to police.

Someone allegedly found cigarette butts outside near their children’s bedroom window, which raised a red flag in their mind.

A neighbor purportedly accosted a man because he walked by on his own property and it “upset” the neighbor’s dog.

A woman supposedly saw a posting for a large potluck Easter gathering in her building and was concerned about the potential health repercussions due to coronavirus. She was advised to speak to the health department.

A man’s ex-girlfriend spray-painted his car.