Clothing choice not a fashion faux pas

A member of the fashion police reported a man who was walking down the street for being “dressed inappropriately,” and said he didn’t “look right.” The man was described wearing black clothing, a hoodie and had a baton hanging off his belt. According to the Kalispell Police Department report, however, he was dressed appropriately and was on his way to work.

A man in a South Main Street store allegedly was yelling at staff, saying they stole a $17,000 penny he brought in. Meanwhile, officers received a call from a man who was reportedly receiving harassing text messages “all over $10,” noting it was a long story as to how it all began.

An intoxicated man who was purportedly involved in a previous parking lot fight was blasting his music so loudly it was causing walls to vibrate.

A man reportedly assaulted a woman on East Idaho Street.

A woman in a grocery store bathroom purportedly stole a pizza from the deli and then left on foot headed toward a gas station.

Cleaning staff reportedly found drugs and paraphernalia in a room where people were locked out of after refusing to pay.

A manager was concerned a customer who allegedly threatened an employee was casing the parking lot.

A man reported his rig was stolen from work.

Two men were spotted looking into vehicles and then headed toward Fifth Avenue West.

Someone who was reportedly sticking their phone between the steering wheel accidentally called 911 and hung up.

A man was allegedly “shooting up drugs,” by a casino.