Law roundup: It’s the wurst: man demands ‘more sausage’
A patient called the Kalispell Police Department “because the registered nurse wouldn’t give him more sausage.”
An unorthodox thief allegedly attempted to steal bricks from a driveway and then went out into a nearby field to perform “some kind of exercises.” He was forbidden from returning to the scene of the attempted brick burglary.
A woman was holding down her cat at a veterinarian’s office and it bit her. Fortunately, the vet said the cat was up-to-date on its rabies vaccination.
A white Ford pickup truck and a black Ford sedan appeared to be “chasing each other” on Whitefish Stage Road.
Someone was suspicious of a new van in the area near a school.
A truck driver called the police on a girl who looked to be about 5 or 6, according to his estimate. She was seen running around a house and approached his truck. A KPD officer who investigated said there was “nothing to suggest any child is in danger at this time.”
A woman with a broken car window arrived at a bank an hour before it opened, sat in the parking lot and cried. She was reportedly “really upset about someone stealing her wallet.”
A man slept in a parking lot for a night, then refused to leave in the morning. He sat in his Jeep, revving his engine, until law enforcement forced him to leave.
A man at a convenience store asked a deputy to meet him at the site so he could discuss “some form of harassment.”