Law roundup: Really yucky people make person really nervous

Two — not just yucky but “really yucky” — people were purportedly standing by a building waiting for delivery of drugs and when someone asked them what they were doing they became “really nervous.”

A woman allegedly got out of a gray Chevy Sonic, walked near a food truck, dropped trou and defecated, startling someone who called the Kalispell Police Department. They said they were standing in front of her vehicle, trying to block it so she couldn’t leave.

A startled woman allegedly found her ex lying in her yard. He explained by saying he was “roofied” at a restaurant and then left on his bicycle.

A man wearing pink sweats and a blue backpack reportedly threatened to stab a security guard trying to keep him under control as he threw things and swore. They didn’t see any weapons on him and he left.

A passerby checked on a stumbling woman carrying a backpack and wanted police to check on her welfare even though she said she was fine. She seemed delirious from the heat and an ambulance was requested.

An ex reportedly broke into a woman’s house and went “on a rampage,” yelling and scrambling to find things to sell for money.

Children were heard screaming, “You’re not my dad,” which turned out to be an argument between siblings.

A man called the police allegedly saying he was going to knock an elderly man out if he did not stop videotaping him. He was advised to remain inside and wait for officers. The incident reportedly stemmed from an ongoing issue of barking dogs. Both parties were counseled.

A woman’s inebriated boyfriend was reportedly trying to “control her children,” telling her child she was trying to put them in jail and he wouldn’t let her go downstairs to be with them. The pair agreed to go to different parts of the house for the night.

Someone, who wanted to remain anonymous, claimed a man was stealing from a business and returning items for money. Officers spoke with the man who denied the allegations and officers did not have any more reason to prolong the encounter or a way to contact the anonymous person for more information.

Officers received a later call from someone complaining about knowing a man who was reportedly returning stolen movies to a business and it had gotten out of hand.

Screaming, door slamming and a man crying was heard from an unknown address where a couple was reportedly fighting.