Law Roundup: Town crier tries to wake up Kalispell

A man was reportedly “screaming his head off” in Kalispell, saying, “Wake up everybody.” Yet, a town crier he did not make, and someone kept awake by his screams called the Flathead County Sheriff’s Office voicing concerns about kids waiting for the bus being in the area where the clamor was coming from. They said he had been out there for 10 minutes and on a previous night, for half an hour.

Someone was tapping on a Kalispell resident’s door and saying something about giving them gifts.

A Kalispell woman complained about a neighbor putting kelly humps in the road. Since the road in question was private, she was advised it was a civil issue.

Kalispell Police Department received a call from someone who just got home and said, “There’s a sketchy chick banging on my neighbor’s door.” The blonde woman reportedly started walking up and down the alleyway and the caller wanted her moved along. She then started running up and down the street yelling for her son, who was not there.

A man walking on Meridian was leading his own parade when he was reportedly seen waving a ski pole in the air and yelling at cars.

Loud music and people doing cartwheels on a business's property was too much for someone who complained the party of eight to 10 was keeping them awake.

A man’s truck was reported stolen and his friend allegedly found it in a store parking lot with the keys in it.

Someone waiting to drop paperwork off in the police department lobby became frustrated after waiting half an hour.

A “tweaker” was allegedly outside yelling and smoking something off of tinfoil.

Extra patrol was requested about an ongoing speeding problem involving a neighbor down the block.

A man’s voice was allegedly heard telling another person not to take photos of his son and that he was only in the store for two seconds during a call reporting a child left unattended in a vehicle. The caller said the man pushed and poked his fingers into their chest.

A blue SUV speeding through a parking lot was told to slow down by employees who were flipped off by the occupants, two females and a male. The business wanted them moved along. The rude riders left and a response was no longer needed.

A man became disorderly after a store manager came over and asked a man giving a woman a hard time if he had anything in his coat, thinking he stole something. The man walked away, but he remained in the store.

Someone asked officers to do a building walkthrough and check IDs of three males and a female that seemed fake and they thought there might be “some sort of drug thing going on.”