Law roundup: Thief wants ticket in exchange for wallet

A man reportedly told the Kalispell Police Department that he stole from a store that stole his wallet in an incident about two weeks ago. The man said he left the store when they took his wallet, which he wanted back. The simpleton told an officer to give him a ticket for the theft and, in turn, he wanted to press charges against the store for taking his wallet because “it was his personal property and they couldn’t do that.”

A boat reportedly fell off someone’s rig and hit a vehicle then landed in a ditch. Medical personnel were called to check on someone experiencing back pain.

Officers received a report about a man standing in the middle of an intersection who was dressed like a Greek Orthodox priest wearing a black robe, a black hat and a cross. The man told an officer he was never in the middle of the intersection.

A long-haired man dressed in blue jeans may have known he wouldn’t get service at a gas station due to his choice to go shirtless and allegedly shoved beer in his pants and walked out without paying. He was banned from the property.

Later in the day, the shirtless man returned and was seen hanging out behind the building in the businesses receiving area.

A vehicle allegedly parked in a fire lane overnight and blocked a dumpster so the trash couldn’t be picked up in the morning.

Someone, who wasn’t as sneaky as they imagined, reportedly stole license plates off a vehicle but only replaced the rear plate with a different one.

A garbage truck was picking a can up when it fell over and it appeared in video footage that the arm of the truck struck the rear of a vehicle parked near the trashcan causing minor damage.