Law roundup: Bloodthirsty bar patron threatens to shoot customer
A man sat at a bar reportedly looking for a fight when he began insulting the bartender and calling the patrons around him slurs. When told to relax and respect others around him, he asked if the man wanted to go outside and fight. Then he changed his mind and said he would “just shoot him in the head instead.”
Officers with the Kalispell Police Department responded to a report of a man allegedly communing with the world in a carwash bay. He was seen on a security camera putting his hands in his pants, swaying back and forth and either talking or singing to himself. Although he made nonsensical comments, he agreed to clean up his trash and leave.
Houdini in the form of a black chow chow reportedly made a beeline out the door and disappeared from its owner's sight while he chased it. The dog eventually was reunited with its owner.
A woman allegedly threatened to kill a man just before the pair began grabbing each other and arguing about the two dogs that were with them. Officers met up with them in front of City Hall and the struggle ceased when they were separated.
A man in his late 30s or early 40s reportedly screamed profanities at a building.
Two calls came in about a woman’s parked gray Toyota sedan that was left running for hours in front of a building. One person alleged it was left running for four hours while the other caller said it was on for two. Officers talked to her when she returned to turn it off.
A vehicle reported stolen at the end of November was allegedly found with the key in the ignition. Nothing was reported missing.
Three men hanging out by a bus stop were reportedly passing around a bottle of what someone claimed looked like vodka. Officers told them to move along.
Someone allegedly asked officers to check on the welfare of a small girl who looked younger than 15 and was sitting under the overhang of a drive-thru. Turns out, she was 35 and in “good spirits.”
A pig allegedly tried to escape its demise when it exited a trailer in Essex.
A man reportedly stumbled his way through a Kalispell intersection.
A vehicle reportedly hit a dog in Kalispell and didn’t stop. The dog couldn’t walk but was still alive.
A woman calling from Kalispell told Flathead County Sheriff’s Office she kept receiving text messages threatening to post nonexistent nude photos of her if she didn’t give them $750. Then they threatened to send out photos of her kids.
A Kalispell woman was allegedly held hostage in her house by a growling and barking pit bull mix outside.
Someone allegedly kept parking a car in front of someone’s Kalispell house and leaving while the lights flashed, then returned a few minutes later.
A woman reportedly took advantage of a man’s request to hold on to his belongings while he was in jail and used a card in his wallet without permission.