Law roundup: Two-wheeled troublemaker told to skedaddle

A man yelling and swearing at people at a grocery store had returned on a black bicycle with red rims, which he rode through the store and back out the front door before officers arrived. Officers located the man near a bank and counseled him about his behavior, telling him he would be considered to be trespassing if he returned to the store.

A passerby spotted a woman passed out at the wheel with tin foil in her lap.

Customers were reportedly “kind of creeped out” by someone hanging out by a business for nearly two hours.

Employees were allegedly suspicious a guest might be a prostitute because of the number of men going in and out of the room. They wanted her removed for “the safety of other guests.” An officer explained to the employee that he needed to formally ask her to leave and if she refused, law enforcement could intervene.

A passerby reportedly said a man got a truck stuck in a snowbank and he smelled like alcohol and couldn’t stand up.

A gas station employee requested that officers check on a distraught woman’s welfare after she allegedly told them “I love you” when they asked if she was OK.

A red Chevy Silverado with oversized tires and a man in the truck bed reportedly egged a woman’s vehicle and house. The incident was recorded and believed to be the doings of a bitter ex.

A husky scratched at someone’s door and then laid down on the front step.

A man allegedly staggered around a store, fell down at the counter and tried to go into a closed casino before getting into a gray truck with a camper shell.

A resident reported a silver truck with a topper parked at the end of their driveway, blocking them in. The resident was advised to not make contact.

A woman wearing a red and white jacket and glasses allegedly crashed a black Chevy Sierra in a parking lot and took off on foot but didn’t get far.