Law roundup: Hangry man goes ballistic about burrito

A hangry man in a red Jeep was purportedly yelling about a burrito at a drive-thru window and refusing to pull forward.

A property owner reportedly saw a mysterious man wearing a black mask with a skeleton print and armed with a Dustbuster in a room that was supposed to be empty. The man turned out to be the former renter who was there to clean.

A woman’s drunk boyfriend reportedly forced the door open when she tried to lock it and started smoking in the living room. She called the Kalispell Police Department when he refused to leave and was under the impression that he had her phone, which he repeatedly told her was the case.

Someone allegedly smelled diesel, and found scorch marks and a broken Molotov cocktail near a building. They suspected someone tried to burn the structure down. 

A bunch of mailboxes were reportedly found on the ground but it didn’t look like someone hit them.

A suspiciously sweet smell allegedly emanated from a bathroom a man was refusing to come out of after being in there for 20 minutes.

Two boys were reportedly caught throwing things at a building and breaking lightbulbs. 

A woman and a man in a white Chevy pickup allegedly stole pallets behind a store.

Narcan, which is used to reverse an opioid overdose in an emergency, was reportedly administered to a woman who was found breathing, but unresponsive, in a bathroom after being in there for about an hour.

An apartment dweller allegedly had enough of the stop-and-start fighting of upstairs neighbors and called the police, telling them they heard sounds like something being dragged across the floor and thrown. An officer told the upstairs tenants to keep it down.