Law roundup: Kalispell's Royal Highness: ‘Off with her head’

A woman in a restaurant, who claimed to be royalty, reportedly brushed off a cashier/on-site manager by telling her she would “have her head taken off.” Her Highness was described to the Kalispell Police Department as wearing such royal garments as a black hoodie and a purple housecoat wrapped around her waist. The woman reportedly swore at the peasants around her before taking her leave.

People allegedly kept going into an assisted living center threatening to “defecate and urinate all over inside the building,” which upset patients. After refusing to leave, they “slowly” made their way off the property.

Plywood was reportedly torn off a window but there were no signs that anyone had been inside the building.

Two firearms, rounds of ammo and $16 to $18 in $2 bills were reported stolen.

A woman reportedly heard screaming in the back of a building was advised of her warrants by officers who moved her along.

Someone was concerned two Canadians allegedly smoking a large blunt in the parking lot of a tanning salon would drive afterward.

A red-haired man was reportedly walking down the road flipping people off.

A man allegedly became overheated while yelling and swearing outside and took off his shirt.

Officers reportedly assisted a process server deliver a court document after a front desk manager complained he was banging on several doors bothering tenants.

A man was taken to jail for assault after allegedly shooting pepper spray in a man’s face and “torturing his friends.”

Someone reportedly left their drink behind after breaking into a house through a window, which was broken.

A man allegedly decided to press charges after his stolen iPad hadn’t been returned.