Law roundup: Man wants to go directly to jail

A man allegedly was hanging out in an alley by the booking door wanting to go to jail. He had no warrants, so he was told to move along.

A man who allegedly camps out in a bank parking lot, near the lobby, scared students trying to get to their cars by saying, “Boo!” Scared straight, the girls turned right back around and went inside the building where the Kalispell Police Department was called and it was the man’s turn to suffer a fright. He moved along.

A man seen passed out in the front seat of a vehicle reportedly had drugs in his lap. He awoke to responding officers and declined medical attention but consented to a search where a stolen Springfield Armory firearm was located. He was taken to jail.

A man wearing a bright orange sweatshirt reportedly began screaming at customers. When things started getting physical, the manager called the police, telling officers that six people were involved and they thought he was about to hit a woman. The manager said the altercation started over “Mexicans being inside the location.”

A man and woman reportedly parked an RV behind a gym and remained despite being told they couldn’t park there. Someone called the police because they were “making lots of noise.” 

Two men and a woman allegedly parked a green Chevy truck in a store parking lot and were smoking something off of foil. Responding officers located foil and “tooters” — a tube typically used to snort drugs —  in the vehicle, but nothing was seized. One man reportedly said he smoked fentanyl earlier. Officers advised him of his warrants.

A man wearing a black coat and backpack reportedly left on a bike with a man’s sim card and he called the police saying he was trying to steal it. Officers located the man and the sim card was returned.