Law roundup: Traffic control called in for cow

The Flathead County Sheriff’s Office was asked to provide traffic control for a cow on the loose in Kalispell.

A woman allegedly told a group of teens to get off a Kalispell property and was mooned by one of the upstarts in the middle of the street.

A man had purportedly been “stealing trees and trespassing” on a Bigfork property. 

An extra patrol was requested in the Foys Lake area by a responsible individual who was reportedly asked by a parent to be a sober driver at a party where alcohol would be served and teens would be in attendance. The person expressed concern for the teens’ safety.

Someone calling from Columbia Falls alleged they were assaulted by someone who threw a plastic container at them and drove away. They declined medical attention.

Two dogs were reportedly terrorizing someone’s chickens after tearing down the bunny cage in Kalispell. The person calling in the report told deputies the bunnies were gone.

Someone’s aggressive ex allegedly shoved a bed at them and refused to leave in Kalispell.

A storage unit in Columbia Falls was reportedly robbed a second time within a week.

A truck allegedly parked in someone’s driveway in Kalispell after midnight and it was still there the next morning.

A deer was reportedly found impaled on a fence in Kalispell and needed to be dispatched.

A Columbia Falls woman reportedly arrived home when someone pointed a laser at her and her house. 

People with a broken down vehicle allegedly stopped in Bigfork to sell scrap wire, wanting to unload it at a business. When an employee declined to purchase it, they reportedly threatened to come back and “flatten their tires.” 

A chestnut and black horse were running free in West Valley.