Relationship gets scrambled over breakfast dispute

An amateur chef was forced to take a walk to cool down after a couple reportedly got into a dispute after one party accidentally cooked some rotten eggs for breakfast. Officers from the Kalispell Police Department advised the man to finish his walk and then talk through his feelings with his partner.

Someone supposedly lost their ADHD medication while putting groceries away. 

A woman who said that she couldn’t think called dispatch for an ambulance. When asked for her address, she said that, on second thought, she didn’t need an ambulance anymore. 

Two females allegedly egged a building at 2 a.m. 

A woman reportedly confiscated her partner’s phone and wallet because he was “being nasty” with her. Both parties appeared to be intoxicated. The boyfriend said he wouldn’t press charges if his belongings were returned “eventually.” 

Someone reported themselves for a crime after they allegedly ingested methamphetamine. The caller bemoaned the difficulty of reporting crimes when nobody believed him and asked dispatch how to transfer data from his phone. 

A woman called police after her husband allegedly informed her that she needs to go to jail. The woman confirmed that she did not need assistance before hanging up. 

Someone asked for a welfare check for an unknown man that appeared to be bleeding. The man told officers he was just soaking up the sun and was not injured.  

Someone forewarned police that, if they get any calls about a shirtless man, he was just looking for his kid. 

A skateboarding 17-year-old was reportedly hit by a black sedan. The teenager skated away with only minor scrapes and bruises. 

A disgruntled resident claimed his neighbor kept parking in front of his apartment. Officers confirmed the car was parked legally. 

A woman reportedly yelled at her neighbors through their ring camera. 

An aunt allegedly locked her nephew out of the house. Police advised the squabbling family members to either get along or take their issues to civil court.