Will the mutant elephants hijack another legislative session?
If you happen to be at the state Capitol during the coming session, you are likely to encounter mutant elephants in the hallways, restrooms and chambers. Although their footprint on the legislative process is immense, their presence goes mostly unnoticed by the voting public. They appear mild-mannered but are actually quite dangerous.
Mutant elephants have the bodies of elephants but the heads of donkeys. They are Republicans who have grown Democrat heads. A political evolutionary marvel, perhaps caused by ingesting toxic amounts of socialist junk food, combined with diets deficient in the ideas of liberty. Or maybe it’s just cultural conformity and establishment political ambition that leads to this bizarre cross-breeding with genetic opposites?
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