Law roundup: Car owner does not appreciate side of sauce

A man in a blue Ford Ranger reportedly threw “crazy sauce” at someone’s car.

Three teens allegedly grabbed large pool inflatables in front of a business and took off running without paying. Kalispell Police Department officers counseled four people about their behavior, and the items were returned.

A porch pirate reportedly stole a package and a broom from someone's house. 

A woman allegedly told a neighborhood kid not to squirt the others with a water gun when the neighbor walked up and started yelling at them about intimidating the child and circling them, talking about random things while they called the police. Parties were counseled.

Officers reportedly seized license plates on a vehicle during a call 

Someone was suspicious of a man digging up dirt and filling bags with the soil. He said he had permission to dig to get soil for the community garden.

A man has reportedly made it his life’s mission to complain about every car parked in a handicapped spot that he was previously ticketed for using. During his latest allegation, he reminded police that he wasn’t “going to be the only one ticketed.” Despite a responding officer telling him the vehicle had the proper placard visible to park there, the man remained bitter and said he would continue to call.

Whitefish Police Department officers dropped a man off at the emergency room, but later returned to escort him off the property because he was allegedly walking around naked and not listening to staff.

An officer reportedly warned a driver about speeding, failure to carry a driver’s license and expired vehicle registration. 

A passerby complained about a red-headed man yelling at people on Second Street.

Officers righted garbage cans that were tipped over.