Kalispell police

A tippler toppled off her towering barstool at a local drinking establishment Saturday night and landed on her head. Kalispell police and fire department rushed to her aid.

A wife reported noticing a red laser dot on her husband's head while out driving on West Second Street late Saturday night. Police couldn'd5t find anyone in the area wielding a laser light.

There was a report of suspicious activity in front of an East Idaho Street restaurant. A suspect was seen chasing a vehicle with a baseball bat and a sword. No laser, though.

The barn 'd1 er, bay 'd1 doors were found open at the Blue Cow 'round midnight Saturday.