Flathead County Sheriff
The Flathead County Sheriff's Office stopped for a 21-year-old man who reportedly jumped from a moving vehicle. He said he's a Supreme Court justice, "on parole after being found innocent of all charges." He went to the hospital for an evaluation.
A deputy counseled parents after a report that one Evergreen Junior High student kicks and throws rocks at another. An ungovernable 17-year-old boy was reported on Riverside Drive. A 17-year-old boy was arrested on Montana 35 after he allegedly assaulted his sister. Four carloads of youths reportedly fought on Mountain Drive in Hungry Horse. Parents will deal with their young prank caller who kept waking up a Somerset Drive resident Thursday night.
A van with cab lights reportedly skulked on Echo Lake Road. At Addison Square, someone reportedly entered a home through a broken window and stole handguns. A football uniform was reported stolen somewhere in the county.
A man reportedly staggered in traffic on Foys Lake Road. Someone was heard screaming from a vehicle at Helena Flats Road. An intoxicated man reportedly pounded on a door on Helman Lane and then left. A couple separated after a disturbance on Van Sant Road.
South Kalispell fire department was called for something burning in the middle of Airport Road. Firefighters determined it was spilled oil and thought a carload of youths going by looked suspiciously like oil igniters. A fire was also reportedly set in a hallway at Little John Apartments.
A deputy warned people on Collier Lane after midnight that not everyone around them embraced their noisy fun. Also too loud was a parking lot sweeper who called for advice when someone complained about his nighttime noise before his job was finished.
A vehicle showed up in someone's driveway on Eighth Avenue West. The occupants walked away, leaving behind two reportedly stolen scooters.
Tools and equipment were stolen from a construction site on Strong Lane. Break-ins were reported at Somers Bay Cafe and on Somers Stage Road. Someone cut a lock and stole a motor on Riverside Drive. All of the living room furniture and a new television were reportedly stolen on East Bowman Drive; utilities were also turned off.
A woman reported she lost cash and coins near Smith's in Columbia Falls. Or at a funeral home near the junior high school. Or at Woodlawn Cemetery. Or at her business.
A deputy declined to get involved when a parent complained of a child's injury in gym class.
It seemed quite a coincidence when hundreds of dollars' worth of candy was found in a student's locker at Central School and a business reported the theft of hundreds of dollars' worth of candy.
In Evergreen, a man in a truck stopped to ask a teenager if he had seen his dog and then asked if the boy would be interesting in sharing some marijuana with him.
World's worst telemarketing strategy: When a man declines purchasing items, call back several times, use foul language and make rude sexual comments about his wife.