Kalispell Police are investigating a report of an assault with a pipe

that may not be what it seemed to be at first.

A man reportedly staggered into a yard on Eighth Street West, where he wasn't welcomed by the resident. A woman staggered along East Idaho Street and, for the staggering hat trick, was a man in traffic on U.S. 93 South.

Police are investigating a report that a daughter is defrauding her mother, who is under hospice care.

On Second Avenue East North, a man reported his ex-girlfriend beating on the door.

A man reportedly hit a woman on the playground at Peterson School, but someone else believed the woman was the aggressor. Either way, they were gone when officers arrived.

A man skulked around Fourth Avenue West.

A woman was arrested for DUI on Fifth Avenue East.

Noise was a problem on Second Avenue East, Empire Loop and Airport Road. At the latter address, police wound up chasing and Tasering someone who ran. A man was charged with resisting arrest and obstructing an officer. Three people were cited for underage drinking there and a man was later charged with family-member assault.

An employee who quit her job recently may not have made the bank deposit her boss thought she did on July 31.

After a complaint of a drunk driver, a man was arrested for DUI and possession of drugs near the old post office.

Road rage took an unusual form on U.S. 2 West, when a man left his vehicle to pat another driver on her head.

A purse was stolen from a vehicle on Fifth Avenue East.