Kalispell police reported two thefts of Christmas cheer this past weekend.

It's Christmas. Do you know where your yard decorations are?

On Sunday morning, police learned that one of three blow-up Christmas Magi at a Fifth Avenue West home's yard was stolen. The missing magus is likely of ancient Persian heritage with skills in astrology or astronomy. The police report did not note any missing gold, frankincense or myrrh in the incident.

Also on Sunday, a Tigger was reported stolen from a Third Avenue West front yard. A description of the missing Tigger said its top is made out of rubber, and its bottom is made out of springs, as well as being bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy - fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.

Early Sunday morning, a vehicle hit a truck in the Scoreboard Pub's parking lot and drove away.

A drunken man threw a woman to the ground on Two Mile Drive.

Also early Sunday morning, a 20-year-old Kalispell man was arrested during a routine traffic stop for failing to register as a sex offender.

Some shoppers were drunk with Christmas spirit Saturday evening - literally. Two drunken men fought outside of Petco, with one falling down before both left. Later, a drunken man disturbed people at Blockbuster before being told to leave.