If the theme was misbehavior, there were numerous variations played Sunday night

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and Monday around the Flathead Valley.

Flathead County Sheriff's Office went to Big Mountain where two intoxicated men reportedly accosted youths and threatened others. One was found to be wanted on a Colorado warrant. He is a registered guest in the county jail until Colorado authorities arrange to take him back.

A man reportedly urinated outside of Super 1. At Town Pump near Wal-Mart, a reportedly drunken man didn't want to leave.

On Sunday night, a Harmony Road resident returned home to find someone running from his house. The back door was open and a screen had been kicked out.

On Grandale Avenue, a man reportedly forced his way into a home where he tried to get prescription drugs he thought were there.

A woman reported her ex-boyfriend broke into her car and was blowing the horn at 1:30 a.m. Monday. His next act in performance art was pounding on the door at Packers Roost and screaming. He went to jail.

A resident on Montana 35 said a neighbor put spikes in her driveway and photographed her house.

A business reported a theft by an employee who is thought to be on the way to Las Vegas.

Storage sheds were broken into on Willow Glen Drive and on Hellman Lane. A 1976 Chevy Nova was reported stolen on Montana 206.

A shot or explosion was reported by more than one person on Shady Lane, but nothing was found amiss. Shots also were reported on Rogers Lake Road.

"I am God," announced a caller to a resident on Grandale Avenue, although caller I.D. probably didn't identify him quite that way.

A black Labrador was rescued after a struggle in the river on Lower Valley Road.

On U.S. 93 near Majestic Valley Arena, a creeping elderly driver learned from a deputy that when she has four vehicles piled up behind her, she has to pull over and let them pass.

Montana Highway Patrol located a suspect after a hit-and-run accident was reported near the airport.

A 12-foot aluminum boat was found stuck in pond ice on South Cedar Drive.

Apparently, no one was hurt when a vehicle jumped a guardrail west of Whitefish.