Kalispell police were called Monday

to Merganser Drive, where a resident reported a neighbor's dog barking and a man screaming at the neighbor. More robust lungs were reported on Garland, where neighbor children yelled, and on Two Mile Drive, where a man screamed. Noise was also a problem at 2 a.m. on North Meridian Road.

Someone shot BBs at birds on Second Street West.

A law-office sign was molested on Second Street West.

A drunken swashbuckler with a sword was reported in the street on Sixth Avenue West.

Harassing calls were reported.

A man treated for assault injuries at the hospital didn't want to file charges.

A man appeared at 1:30 a.m. at the Justice Center to turn himself in on a charge of stealing a car.

It took an officer's appearance to persuade an unwelcome man to leave the Econo Lodge motel.

The highlights of an exchange between drivers included recklessness, obscene language, and an unlovely gesture.

A transformer fire on First Avenue East left two businesses without power for a while Monday afternoon.

There was ramen trauma on Darlington, where burning noodles in a microwave produced smoke.

A motorcyclist didn't want medical attention Tuesday after a collision left him lying in the northbound lane of Main Street.