Kalispell police investigated a report of a suspected drunken driver

who was "swerving all over" U.S. 93. The driver was sober, but lost.

There was no easy explanation for driving shenanigans on Meridian Road, though. There, a white compact car contained a female driver and a female passenger while a man was plastered on the top of the vehicle. A witness got a license-plate number. The Flathead County Sheriff's Office soon received three reports of the same evolution-defying act west of town, where the car was reportedly going 60 mph.

A pizza deliveryman will stop entering a house on Second Avenue West without permission after an officer talked to him about a complaint.

A woman said her ex-boyfriend keeps coming onto her property on Seventh Avenue East North. A couple separated after moments of incompatibility on 10th Avenue West.

A death threat was issued in a bar.

An intoxicated man near children at the Woodland Park playground Monday caused a witness some anxiety; an officer gave the man a ride. Two intoxicated men in a van paused their journey to stop on Seventh Avenue East and urinate in someone's yard. More intoxication was reported at Hampton Inn, where a man passed out near a door.

CDs were stolen from a vehicle at Sunset Plaza. A truck window was pried open on Fourth Avenue East.

A girl said she was harassed at Wagner Court.

On Garden Way, a ruckus sounded like a cougar attack, according to a resident. Officers found no evidence of that. The clamor on California Street involved a group of men walking and yelling at 1 a.m. Tuesday; they turned out to be baseball players on their way to a motel.

Another group of people materialized and reportedly followed a girl to her mother's house, accusing her of pulling a knife on someone. One member of the crowd reported the knife incident to police, who are still investigating. One man was arrested on a warrant.