He took his suspected burglar-fu pose somewhere else.

On O'Brien Terrace, a resident heard a noise outside and saw a man in a crouch.

Among the things that drivers encountered on the roads were cows on Columbia Falls Stage Road and Eid Lane, a bear on U.S.2 near the House of Mystery, and an intoxicated man on Willow Glen Drive, according to the Flathead County Sheriff's Office. All but the bear survived.

He said she punched him and wouldn't let him in the house to get his keys on Bernard Road.

Plumbing tools were stolen on Stageline Drive. Tools were taken from a barn at Addison Square. A cell phone was taken from a vehicle in Evergreen.

On U.S. 2 in Evergreen, a man honked his horn until he got the attention of a woman driving nearby. He got her to notice something that she regretted seeing going on in his vehicle.