Kalispell police

It wasn't a fuzzy intercom that garbled his order in the McDonald's drive-through. The man was so intoxicated, the employee couldn't understand him. The restaurant worker suggested the man park while waiting for his food; while he did, Kalispell police arrived and arrested him for drunken driving.

The Scoreboard Pub & Casino confiscated a fake ID and nabbed the guy who tried to use it. Unfortunately, he grabbed the ID and fled before police could arrive.

After an intoxicated man reportedly threw things around and broke his girlfriend's cell phone at a Sixth Street West residence, police arrested him for assault.

Men were arrested on felony warrants at a Fifth Avenue West residence and the La Quinta Inn.

Police left a voicemail message for a woman who wouldn't leave a Sunridge Pointe resident alone.

A Shop-Vac valued at $100 to $150 was stolen from Glacier High School. The caller who reported the theft said he'd received a tip about where it was.

During a traffic stop, a 19-year-old man was arrested for underage drinking. A woman was arrested for drunken driving during a later traffic stop.

The intoxicated man vomiting in her pickup couldn't tell her where he lived. Eventually, he remembered and she gave him a ride home.

A tall man clad in dark clothes tried to break into a home on 10th Avenue West, but the resident caught him at it and chased him off. Another attempted break-in was reported on Third Avenue West.

A man came to a woman's house to tell her that someone had a knife at Sawbucks Friday evening.

He said he was assaulted at Ray of Hope - someone punched him in the face. The facility manager explained to police that drinking is not OK at Ray of Hope, and the drunken man was physically removed when he tried to force his way in. Police had received a report nine hours earlier about the same intoxicated man refusing to leave.

Skateboarders were advised not to jump off concrete slabs into traffic.