All the nudes that's fit to print

Some call it art, but the two people who called the Flathead County Sheriff's Office didn't consider naked women an appropriate design for a giant, fuzzy blanket. Deputies asked the vendor at Streakers - er, Streeters Corner in Bigfork to take the blankets down.

Like its floppy-eared counterpart, a vorpal squirrel attacked with its nasty, big, pointy teeth. An animal warden captured it - without a holy hand grenade - and sent it to the state for rabies testing.

A caller from Eureka told dispatchers about a person who'd been brandishing weapons and making threats in Bigfork. The caller said the armed person had illegal guns in a motor home.

A woman went to the hospital after five intoxicated people brawled in Hungry Horse.

The person who test-drove a vehicle from a Columbia Falls car lot never came back. Later, the car turned up at a different lot.

Deputies couldn't locate the suspicious man dressed in black and packing a rifle in Lakeside.

Deputies arrested a man on suspicion of partner/family member assault on Lenwood Lane.

Emmons Canyon residents were annoyed by a sirenlike sound that wailed for more than six hours throughout the night. They couldn't find the source, but it stopped eventually.

A car went over the bank on Tally Lake Road, but when deputies arrived, no one was around.

A pizza-place employee says the antics of a man who sexually harassed her Friday are caught on camera.

An acoustic guitar, iPod, several DVDs and headphones are among the items missing from a car parked on Goat Trail in Whitefish.

Someone broke the window out of a vehicle on Conrad Drive.

A man recognized the drywall gun in the pawn shop, but until that moment hadn't realized it was missing.

An animal warden was unable to determine the cause of a chicken's untimely demise on Lore Lake Road.