Remember, don't drink and dial

A very drunken man called with a question for a Flathead County Sheriff’s deputy. He said his fiancee was in court and he wanted to know if she was coming home yet. He was advised not to call 911 unless he had an emergency.

An admittedly drunken Columbia Falls man called to say his wife was being violent and getting out of hand. He explained that she had already stabbed him with a knife in the past.

A Farm to Market Road resident called twice with a furry problem. The woman said she had gophers on her property that she wanted to shoot, but was told a couple of years ago by a deputy that she would get cited for shooting the animals.

A motorist took a side trip through a yard on Montana 35 in Bigfork, striking a dog and fracturing its hind legs. The dog was taken to the animal shelter, where it was cared for by a veterinarian.

A Shady Lane man sustained a swollen eye and minor lacerations after two men who showed up at his home started fighting him when he asked them to leave.

Someone destroyed a camper on Hathaway Lane, breaking all the windows and popping the trunk.

A fed-up landlord contacted the Whitefish Police Department after her drunken, disruptive, and verbally abusive tenant — whom she had recently evicted — started making threatening phone calls to her.

An impatient Fourth Street South resident wanted her daughter’s backpack back after having given it to police when she found it held ingredients for methamphetamine.

An upset Second Avenue West North man contacted the Columbia Falls Police Department to report his daughter’s husband had violated a restraining order by showing up to get his personal belongings. He said his daughter let her husband in because the husband said it was legal, but then verbally abused her after she let him in.