Duo takes 'parking' to a new level

A pair of intermittent lovemakers were reported to the Kalispell Police Department after they were reported having sex in a vehicle in a parking lot on North Main Street. The caller said they would occasionally “sit up for a minute ... talk ... then they go back at it.”

An officer responded to a Second Avenue East residence as a standby for a fishy situation after the resident reported her ex-boyfriend was throwing fish sticks and other food items all over her yard. The officer oversaw everything of the ex-boyfriend’s being moved out and made sure the pair were separated.

A Fifth Avenue West man was cited and released after his neighbor reported he was walking around the yard staring at the neighbor, cursing and saying “I’m going to get you.” The neighbor told police his wife wouldn’t even go in the alley anymore.

A man on U.S. 93 North shared his deep-seated anger with the world, yelling and swearing at traffic.

A pet owner on Third Avenue West called for advice after their dog dug up a bag of raw chicken from under their fence and ate it. It was unclear why there was a bag of raw chicken buried in the yard.

A disgusted Fourth Avenue West man reported a vehicle carrying four teenagers pulled up in front of his house and one of the teens got out, stood beside the vehicle and urinated in his yard.

A Wyndover Hill Drive boy who head-butted his sister, giving her a bloody nose, decided he wanted his probation officer to handle the situation. He was transported to the Flathead County Juvenile Detention Center.

A man who seemed either drunk or high was dropped off on First Avenue West after being found in Woodland Park lying on the road saying he was not well and needed an ambulance. He refused a ride to his home.

A confused and concerned Kila resident contacted the Flathead County Sheriff’s Office after he and his son received multiple calls from someone claiming to be a Kalispell police officer and stating the man’s son had raped someone. The man said he got suspicious when the caller said he was currently in California.

A “rough-looking mountain man” was reported on South View Lane by a concerned passerby who reported the man said he was harvesting wild asparagus. A responding officer reported the man was aware of property lines and was not trespassing.

A Farm to Market Road resident reported the people who had to be removed from his property following a dispute the prior day were now threatening to steal his dog and break his windows.

The landlord of a Parliament Drive property was advised that he could not shut off his tenants’ utilities even if they were behind on their rent after the tenants contacted police. The landlord — who is in the process of evicting the tenants — agreed to turn the utilities back on.

A Spring Hill Road woman in Kila threatened to kill her neighbor’s dog if it kept getting in her yard.

A trio of impolite bystanders were reported flipping off workers at the Coram trestle.

A Texas Avenue resident contacted the Whitefish Police Department after someone passing by his or her home apparently threw their bicycle over the fence of the property and stole the resident’s scooter.

A thief stole a two-gallon jar of dimes, as well as a laptop, from a Pine Place home.

A brazen, drunken thief drew the attention of the Columbia Falls Police Department after he was first reported standing in a Ninth Street West smoke shop drinking alcohol, acting belligerent and refusing to leave. Security tapes later showed that he had also stolen the alcohol he was drinking.

A man was reported for cutting off his ankle monitor and going on the lam.

An officer received a walk-up complaint of youths vandalizing baseball fields.