Neighbors are hell on wheels

A woman called the Flathead County Sheriff’s Office on Monday afternoon to report that she has some new neighbors on Geners Trail in Kalispell that “think they’re God” and drive really fast down the road, kicking up a lot of dust. 

A woman said that her neighbor on White Rabbit Lane in Kalispell has tapped her phone line and purposely left his phone off the hook so that she couldn’t receive any phone calls at her home. She said she has a cellphone but it only works when she stands outside in the cold. 

A Kalispell man also reported neighbor troubles. He said his neighbor trespassed on his property to complain about the appearance of his yard. He said he escorted the neighbor off his property. 

A man called police from Saddle Loop in Bigfork saying that he rents out a basement apartment in his house and the tenant living there was complaining about him being too loud over the weekend. The tenant then took his rifle and punched a hole in the ceiling. When the man went downstairs to confront him about it, the tenant pointed the rifle in his face. 

Another naughty neighbor was reported, this time from Harmony Court in Kalispell. A man living there has had his water shut off since July and has reportedly been stealing water from the condo association by getting buckets of water from all of his neighbors. The woman who reported him said that she had previously allowed him to use her spigot to get water, but it is becoming a nuisance as well as a sanitation issue. 

A Whitefish woman said a loose dog killed her chickens Monday afternoon. 

A woman called police after a vehicle driving in front of her almost hit a couple of cars, and she said the man who was driving was smoking pot Monday. 

A business kiosk was damaged and the store’s cameras were spray-painted sometime over the weekend at a Conestoga Court location in Kalispell. 

A Columbia Falls woman called police Monday to say she had a seizure while she was out walking, and when she woke up in the hospital her medication, checkbook and bank card were missing from her purse. 

An employee at a Kalispell store on U.S. 2 East called police around 10:30 Monday night saying she had a customer who was making her uncomfortable and wanted officers to come walk through the business. 

Someone found a purse on Shady Lane in Kalispell and police returned it to its rightful owner. 

An Olney man reported that there was a whitetail doe lying in his garden area that was missing the hide and fur from its rear end on Monday morning. 

The Columbia Falls Police Department received a report of a man leaving a Nucleus Avenue store without paying for his groceries on Monday afternoon. 

A man was seen peeking into office windows and vehicles parked in the lot on Sixth Street West on Monday. He was wearing a black hooded sweatshirt with an orange coat, had dark hair and a slender build and was talking to himself. 

A woman called Whitefish Police on Monday to report that her prescription sunglasses were stolen from a East Second Street salon. 

A man lost his black leather wallet, possibly at a Central Avenue business, on Halloween night. 

Two men walking down the sidewalk on Wisconsin Avenue jumped in front of a vehicle Monday afternoon and scared the daylights out of the driver.