Hold the mayo, please

Kalispell dispatchers received an order for a McChicken with no mayo. A return call discovered that the caller’s children had accidentally dialed the emergency number while she was in the McDonald’s drive-through.

Kalispell Police were contacted by a woman reporting harassment of her 10-year-old son by a girl in his class. Unhappy with the school principal’s handling of the situation, she apparently attempted to take matters into her own hands and was subsequently kicked out of the school after telling the girl “not to touch her son.”

An alleged meat thief was cited by police for shoplifting from a grocery store on Third Avenue East.

A Kila woman called the Flathead County Sheriff’s Office to report a bullying attorney. She said she is involved in a legal dispute to evict a tenant and the defendant’s lawyer was harassing her via correspondence.

A pair of horses or mules were running wild on Middle Road near Columbia Falls.

A dog was harassing horses on Lindsey Lane.

Two Whitefish-area residents reported hearing semi-automatic gunfire. A deputy responded and found an individual who had “just purchased his ‘AR’ rifle and was testing it out” by firing at a tree. The deputy recommended the man work on “his decision making.”

A tenant on Willow Glen Drive in Kalispell was reported to have stolen a washer and dryer from the residence after he was given notice that he was being evicted.

A caller from Columbia Falls said he thought a homeowner on Wade Drive was not feeding his goat, noting it was “just stripping the bark off the tree.” The responding officer believed all animals at the residence appeared healthy, the goat included.