Who say's chivalry is dead? Not in Kalispell
Someone called the Kalispell Police Department to ask about wearing a sword out in public. The caller assured authorities that the weapon was dull.
Someone at the library requested that four boisterous boys be removed from the premises.
Someone left $900 in a softball bag. It was stolen from Airport Road.
A man in a beer T-shirt allegedly stole $59 in gasoline from a Fourth Avenue East North business.
Police responded to a report of an “erratic” woman at a Third Avenue East North business. She apparently picked up a bakery item and started eating it before putting it in the cart. She was reported to be in aisle seven.
Two motorists locked in a “road rage incident” were holding up traffic on U.S. 2, slamming brakes on each other and driving erratically. Somewhere down the line, a driver called the Flathead County Sheriff’s Office.
A Marina Court resident said that her neighbor was videotaping her kids playing outside.
Someone called in a man who “appeared to be holding a beer” while standing next to a truck on U.S. 2.
A man bought a home on North Mission Drive, which came complete with the previous owner’s belongings. He asked how long he should wait before throwing out the stuff.
A man told the Sheriff’s Office that he interrupted a burglary at his wife’s brother’s Skyles Lake home. The suspects drove off on U.S. 93.
One witness said that a man pulled a knife out during a near-fight on South Cedar Drive.
A caller accused a woman of piling some kids into a minivan and driving off with the caller’s car seat. The Sheriff’s Office received a call later about the same car seat and an argument that stemmed from it.
Someone said that a man left the hospital in Whitefish and proceeded to hit objects with a baseball bat from the car.
There was a report of an undressed man passed out in a pickup on Political Hill. Deputies were unable to find the naked napper.
Someone told the Columbia Falls Police Department that he spoke to the FBI about an ex-girlfriend making false statements about him.
An angry ex-boyfriend reportedly threatened to destroy the new boyfriend’s truck on Second Avenue West North.
A half-dozen people watched on as two men fought outside of a Nucleus Avenue business.
A 12-gauge shotgun was stolen out of an unlocked truck on Second Avenue West North.
The Whitefish Police Department received a call from someone concerned about a 94-year-old woman who has vision problems but likes to drive.
A woman lost a purse in Arizona, and the business where it happened mailed a purse back to Whitefish. It turned out to be the wrong purse.