Guzzling golfers cordial with police

A group of “extremely” drunken men were kicked off a golf course near U.S. 93 after arguing with staff. The caller narrowed the search by describing them as “carrying golf clubs and wearing golf attire.” A Whitefish Police Department officer found them to be “very cordial” and not very intoxicated.

A Fairway Drive family woke up to find a strange man in their house. Police caught up with the suspect.

While he was getting kicked out of a Central Avenue bar in Whitefish, a man stomped the foot of a bouncer.

The Flathead County Sheriff’s Office received a report that various liquor bottles had been smashed all over Lakeside.

A man arrived at home to find two people loading things from his Murer Lane home into a trailer. The suspects apparently told the man they were landlords and picking up items from a delinquent tenant. The resident had no knowledge of this and took back his stuff.

A Parker Hill Road resident jumped for his gun when a dog wandered onto his property. He fired at the ground three times to scare it away.

Someone thought a man with a lot of stuff seemed suspicious. The caller said that he had a cordless drill tied to his backpack and a camera in his pocket. The man was hitchhiking near Essex.

A passerby caught a man urinating in a field near Airport Road. His excuse is that he couldn’t leave the cattle and had to go.

A civil dispute over ownership of some cats broke out near Helena Flats Road.

One man told deputies he called someone’s girlfriend an inappropriate word. Then when the boyfriend punched him in the face, he reported an assault.

A father told the Sheriff’s Office that his son was “stoned.”

Two people were reportedly having intercourse in a vehicle on Ninth Street West, according to a Columbia Falls Police Department report.

These vandals won’t be winning any spelling bees, as someone reportedly spray-painted “beotch” on the side of a Ninth Street West building.

A Kalispell Police Department officer met a man near U.S. 93 who had a walker and was wearing a hospital gown. He was recently discharged from the facility, and an officer gave him a ride to get medication.

Someone reported a man who was trying to kick in a door on Third Avenue West. He purportedly was trying to get to his girlfriend.

A door was slammed loudly on Fourth Avenue East. So loudly, that a neighbor thought it was a gunshot.

Someone damaged a door with a crow bar at an organization’s headquarters on Meridian Court.

Police cited a man for being in a hotel room as an unregistered guest.

A man walked into the police station to turn himself in on an active warrant.

After a woman’s bicycle was stolen, her friend thought he found it and brought it back. It turned out that this was not the originally stolen bicycle.

Someone thought four people walking into a North Main Street business with backpacks were making drug deals. They were described as having “dirty hands.”