PC presidency is U.S. nightmare

Only in a politically correct, progressively “with it” New-Left America can one fully appreciate the trusting citizenry who embrace Hillary’s return to Washington ... dragging along her only-one-impeached choirboy hubby, Bill, to become our country’s First Gentleman. Hail to the chief! Now, just picture him roaming those halls for a midnight snack at 3 a.m ... when Hillary is customarily fast asleep ... as the butlers close their eyes and the maids grow nervous ...

It only makes sense. Here comes January. His hoarse voice will whisper a prayerful thanks to a quickly assembled and propped up effigy of God ... to appease the Catholic and evangelical annoyances in the crowd ... while his Ice Queen mutters a well-rehearsed monotonic oath of office, palm down on a copy of the Koran ... hemmed in by her bookend buddies, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson spewing spittle and hemlock-laced semi-coherent rants about racial and ethnic injustice and their new elixir in paisley pantsuit poised to cure it.

The new America! Opportunity. Kumbaya. Endless entitlement and an ocean swell of immigrant occupation. Our sons and daughters marching off to a “free” college education ... to be sheep-dipped in a liberal vat of professorial propaganda ... where everyone isn’t naturally equal under God, but MADE EQUAL under man, or, er ... woman. —Gary Vinson, Kalispell