Porker seeks employment opportunity

A brown, male pig was found wandering around in a construction company’s parking lot, according to the Columbia Falls Police Department. Despite describing the pig as friendly, the person reporting him was not interested in hiring a hog, and the pig was returned to his owner.

A man called the Flathead County Sheriff’s Office in order to opt out of an undesired snowball fight. The man stated that a group of kids walked past his home daily, throwing snowballs at his windows. When caught, the kids allegedly told the man there was nothing he could do because they were minors. Authorities tracked down the kids and spoke with them and their parents.

A child allegedly dialed 911, called dispatch names and hung up.

An elderly woman was reportedly seen strolling down the middle of a road, pulling a cart behind her.

Whitefish Police received a complaint about a business that had accumulated around 25 mattresses near its dumpster. The reporting person claimed the mattresses were “causing health issues.” The person was advised that because the mattresses were on private property behind a fence, the owners were not breaking any laws by keeping them there.

A Green Lantern look-alike was allegedly seen shining a green laser pointer into the windows of passing vehicles on the highway. The person reporting the suspect told the Kalispell Police Department that the man was wearing a green shirt and standing on the sidewalk while he allegedly targeted cars.

Someone reported seeing a pantless young girl with her father in a food court and believed it was a case of child abuse/neglect because the child was allegedly upset. When officers responded to the scene, the father said the girl had just finished gymnastics practice and had a jacket on over her leotard.