Wiley rascals wrangle rabbits

According to a Kalispell Police report, someone reportedly witnessed people in a maroon Chevrolet chasing wild rabbits with their car. The witness stated the driver was going the wrong way down one-way allies, driving down the middle of streets and going up people’s driveways in pursuit of his furry prey. Responding officers found the rabbits upon their arrival but were unable to locate their tormentors.

A landlord reported a tenant for allegedly smashing his picture window after he allegedly told her she could not park in another tenant’s parking lot. The woman reportedly refused and then retaliated when he gave her a 30-day notice.

Someone reportedly stole a rusty knife with a bone handle, a flashlight and some CDs out of a man’s truck.

A man’s girlfriend allegedly stole his vehicle using a spare key he’d given her.

A woman allegedly leaped into action when a car reportedly hit her neighbor’s cat while the neighbor was not home. The woman called the police but ended up taking the cat to the pet emergency room herself.

A woman reported receiving a threatening call from what she hoped was a wrong number. In the message, the caller allegedly threatened to “blow your [expletive] head off,” claiming to “know where they lived.”

A blue-haired woman reportedly berated the Flathead County Sheriff’s Office in an attempt to bail out her boyfriend who was reportedly arrested earlier that day. The woman allegedly kept out of sight of security cameras as she pushed on the door to the office, yelling and swearing at the officers on site as she attempted to post her man’s bond, though he had not yet been processed.

An intoxicated man with a beard reportedly attempted to break in to a building off Montana 35, breaking a window before moving on and stumbling down the middle of the road.

A man reportedly drove himself to the hospital after allegedly shooting himself in the hand.

Two women were reportedly out walking a dog when a woman on a bicycle allegedly stopped and pointed a can of mace at the dog before riding on.

Two neighbors got in a feud when one allegedly dumped cat litter on the fence line between the two houses. One neighbor reported having lots of trouble in the past with the other, and the other threatened to shoot the first if he ever came on his property.