Bear spray no accident this time

A man called the Flathead County Sheriff’s Office to report that he believed his ex-girlfriend had trashed his residence, broke his phone and used bear spray to contaminate the interior. He said he was in the county jail at the time of the incident.

An open gate allowed a black cow to escape its confines near the Blue Moon. It was soon escorted home.

A man called to report the his wife was charged by two pit bulls while jogging. When an officer spoke to the dog’s owner, he reported that the only dog that might bite someone was a great Dane.

A medical marijuana provider reported someone had broke into his home looking for marijuana and money.

A caller reported to the Kalispell Police Department that a shoeless woman came to the teller window and told them she was a damsel in distress. She said her “rep” wouldn’t pay her. Officers got the woman some help.

A caller from New York driving a 2000 blue Saturn reported that he had locked his dog in the car while it was still running. He got the car unlocked in about 10 minutes.