Rise and shine, or I'll call the police

A parent called Kalispell Police when their 9-year-old child refused to get out of bed for school.

Someone reported watching a teenaged boy scrape a parked vehicle with his car and drive off before parking and going into the mall.

A man called the police on his wife for reportedly being drunk and “dramatic.”

A gas station employee reported a “young kid” for stealing two lighters and running off. The employee said they believed the store had video surveillance of the alleged theft.

An intoxicated man wearing camouflage was reportedly seen napping in the middle of the road with a bag of groceries.

Someone failed to obey basic traffic rules and ran over a stop sign, knocking it over and to the side of the road.

Someone reported witnessing a driver run a red light and crash into a light pole. The driver reported then attempted to drive off but had to pull over at a bank due to damage.

A man went down to the police station to inquire about dog laws in the city after someone’s dog allegedly jumped up on him at the park. When the man kicked the dog, its owner allegedly claimed they planned to report him to the police.

A fight between a man and woman ended with the woman hitting the man in the head with a crutch before leaving the home to go sit in her car in the driveway.

According to a Flathead County Sheriff’s report, a man said the driver of a gray van with “Jesus stickers” all over offered him a ride while he was walking to a friend’s house. The man stated he felt the stickers were a cover for child trafficking and that the driver was attempting to pick up children. The man did not take the ride.