Mr. McGregor's garden under siege

A couple of rascally rabbits kept getting onto a caller’s property and eating all the plants, according to Kalispell Police Department logs. No word on the whereabouts of Peter, Flopsy, Mopsy and Cotton-Tail.

A suspicious man walking at a brisk pace while holding a large Kukri knife seemed to be very nervous. Police had the man place the knife on the ground and step away from it. He stated he was being chased by five people, but couldn’t recall where he had come from. He also allegedly had a pair of bolt cutters in his backpack, and it appeared the knife had been used for digging in the dirt and prying things open.

A man seen shining a flashlight into parked cars said he was just looking for Joe.

A man was banned for life from a property after allegedly exposing himself to a woman.

A minor was cited for being in possession of a vaping device. The child’s parents were notified.

A caterer suspected that a client was using a stolen credit card to pay for the job.

Teenagers were seen messing around with mailboxes and leaving the doors open.

A man said the key to his Buick wasn’t working. It turned out he was trying to unlock the wrong car.

Screws and nails were scattered on a roadway. The reporting party cleaned up the hazard.

Two kids were shaken up after a bicycle accident. One was knocked out and had no memory of the wreck.

A man who reported his vehicle stolen found the car with its windows broken out and the doors left wide open.

A caller complained about the volume level of a neighbor’s TV.

A woman said someone was trying to break into her room with a knife. The situation was described as “real spooky,” but she wouldn’t tell police where she was located. She later called back and said she had been using meth. Police and an ambulance responded, but they were unable to locate the subject.

A woman attempted to steal a “big bag of stuff” from a store. She was 86’d from the location.

A wallet, checkbook and knives were stolen from three unlocked vehicles.