Police seize peanut butter mystery delivery

A delivery company received a suspicious package with duct tape on the top and paper tape on the bottom. The box reportedly fell and opened, revealing a jar of peanut butter containing something strange at the bottom that was wrapped in foil. Kalispell Police Department seized the package.

Police received a report of an employee who allegedly had two men come in with more than $1,000 in quarters to use in a coin machine and wanted to know if there had been any thefts of quarters in the area.

A woman seen in a bus shelter in front of a store was supposedly yelling and cursing at herself and they “got information” that the woman had been kicked out earlier and possibly had guinea pigs in her backpack.

A client allegedly headbutted a maid causing a split lip and left the scene before police arrived.

A supposedly naked man, who was possibly intoxicated, was seen passed out in a vehicle with its trunk partly opened behind a store. The man woke up and drove off onto Hutton Ranch Road.

A very hungry man who arrived from Canada accidentally dialed 911 from his hotel room trying to order lasagna.

A woman carrying bags and a plastic tote reportedly tried to check in to a motel and threw an armload of stuff on the counter, but didn’t have money to pay. The “extremely distraught” screamed at employees before leaving on foot.

A man in a pickup was purportedly yelling, screaming and slamming his head against the steering wheel.

Someone allegedly had a woman’s ID and they kept “putting checks in her account,” which was now overdrawn.

Someone thought a man with a flattop haircut was stalking her because he supposedly always showed up when she was at the post office.

A woman who reportedly filed a temporary restraining order against her boyfriend was “trying to give him another chance,” but they had been arguing for three days and so she wanted to report the alleged violation.

Someone said a man wearing a black coat and baggy pants was “very aggressive” with them and was reportedly throwing boots on the floor.

A store wanted police to move along a man who purportedly had been “run out” several times before, but kept returning when he was seen parked behind a garden center. The man was said to be driving a pickup and living in an old painted school bus.

A very intoxicated man with gold-rimmed sunglasses and long dark hair was purportedly being belligerent with a restaurant bartender on Main Street and chose to sit down within 10 feet of customers he supposedly assaulted earlier.

A belligerent man reportedly kept trying to go around someone and argue with an employee and wouldn’t leave the store.

Guests called in reports of hearing a screaming woman in another room and slamming noises. Someone reportedly called the room and a man claimed his wife had too much to drink. Police made contact with the noisy people who were OK.

Someone thought a man was very intoxicated after he allegedly stopped to talk to a man who was seen stopping in every driveway in addition to driving on the wrong side of the road. The man, who was last seen driving northbound on South Meadows Drive, claimed he just moved to the area and was trying to find his girlfriend’s house.

Someone heard a man yelling at his girlfriend who was “bawling.” The person said they heard screaming and yelling all night. The man was purportedly a “self-proclaimed satanist who loves to torture living animals,” and police were cautioned about reports of guns in the house. Police made contact to parties involved and were advised of their options.

Two teen girls tried to steal a beer.

Someone’s wife’s son-in-law allegedly hit them repeatedly yesterday in the parking lot of a big box store.