Relationship does not age well

A man’s ex wife allegedly kicked him in the leg and tried to hit him with a bottle of Black Velvet Whisky.

A man reportedly assisted a 84-year-old woman in getting her vehicle “out of a tricky parking situation,” but when she drove off she realized he took her car key. She told Kalispell Police Department she had a push start car, which was why she was able to drive it, and had a spare key, but she was afraid the man would use the key to “eventually steal the vehicle.” She later called back to advise law enforcement the man found her and returned her keys.

A tall woman wearing a “weird hat” and jeggins allegedly fought a shorter woman over a purse at the front door of a store. The fight was possibly over a shoplifting incident on Third Avenue East North. The shoplifter reportedly took off, leaving her purse and stolen items. Police retrieved the purse for safekeeping.

Someone was reportedly upset after seeing five dogs unleashed dogs at a park and was “concerned that with the sunny weekend there will be poop everywhere.”

A woman allegedly told police her 14-year-old son punched her and thought he might be coming off of methamphetamine.

A caller was purportedly adamant that the people they saw running around catching geese in nets and loading them into crates and a van at Woodland Park were not involved in the “goose giveaway” plan to relocate the waterfowl, but were “a bunch of Asian tourists” and said they did not see any park officials. Despite the callers perception of what makes someone a tourist, the activity was part of the waterfowl relocation efforts according to police.

A woman’s ex allegedly was hurting her 14-year-old by slapping him and taking him down to the ground. The ex reportedly started yelling in her face so she couldn’t talk to dispatchers and then left where he was met by police on Fifth Avenue West.