Law roundup: Triple bogey tantrum thrown by golfers told to behave

Three people were allegedly screaming and yelling obscenities at other groups in a pro shop and were upset because they were told to behave or they couldn’t play. The employee who called the Kalispell Police Department seemed unsure if help was needed or not once the trio simmered down and went to the clubhouse patio to wait and work things out.

A man walking his dog at the end of Grandview Drive was startled by a naked man standing in the river. The naked man reportedly threw rocks at the dogwalker, who returned the favor by lobbing some stone back at him. The naked man then did a Kung Fu stance and laughed. The dogwalker offered to take Kalispell Police Department officers to the location.

Possibly the same naked man was reported by a woman later in the day. This time, the man was standing in water that was knee- to hip-deep and looking at her house. The woman told police he looked to be around 18 and did not see any injuries but was worried about his mental health. The man was brought to an ambulance and taken into custody.

A thin woman wearing jean shorts, a pink tank top and carrying a beach towel was reportedly wandering around the neighborhood of California Street and walking up to random houses, staring and acting like she was waiting for someone. Neighbors reportedly saw the woman doing the same thing the previous day.

Later in the day, a woman in a pink tank top and shorts allegedly showed up on a woman’s doorstep claiming to have worked with her husband and wanting to leave her bag on the porch. She left and soon returned where she went through the bag, chucked it in the yard and left, possibly heading down Liberty Street toward Meridian.

A man with scratch marks on his arm allegedly told officers he was leaning against the bedroom door to keep his wife out because she had “lost her mind,” apparently all day long. Parties were separated.

A woman alleged she and a man had a couple of beers and “got out of hand” and he was trying to take her children. She told dispatchers she was locked outside and he had the children inside a location. Dispatchers heard yelling in the background and tried to get the pair to separate. The man left in a vehicle with the children, heading on Airport Road where officers made contact.

A concerned parent called officers to report a “creeper” was allegedly following his daughter around.

A manager requested officers pick up drug syringes found at the location.

A woman claimed someone broke into her apartment and took a van with red flowers on the windows, which she located behind a business.

A green Chevy 1500 with the front end smashed in was reported stolen from a motel parking lot.

Officers received a complaint about a man using drugs and lying on the ground with his pants down. While the man was not being disorderly, people wanted him to move along, which he did.

A man was reportedly punched in the eye by another man.