Law roundup: Man busts a move on the median

A passerby wanted the Kalispell Police Department to know that although a man wearing white shorts apparently was having a good time waving his hands, sliding in the median and running into traffic, they feared the latter activity might result in an accident that would severely dampen the mood.

Someone calling officers from out of town was worried about her mother’s safety because she reportedly thought her sister would get high and then stop by uninvited to burn the house down.

A woman moved out of a residence and claimed her ex-roommate was hoarding about 10 packages addressed to her that contained Christmas gifts and refused to give them to her.

A woman claimed her sister, who was staying at her apartment, took her keys and her car to go to the bank. She wanted the items back, but not the sister.

A man raised a few eyebrows when he allegedly kept going in and out of the bathroom. He would stay inside awhile and flush things down the toilet.

Someone was reportedly receiving “belligerent and violent” voicemails and wanted the harassment to stop.

An individual was allegedly in a lobby smoking cigarettes and talking very loudly.

A man wearing black clothing and a beanie was reportedly walking in and out of traffic, yelling, and someone, who could hear him from a distance, wanted him moved along.

A parent asked officers to check on her son. She said he was homeless, sick and wasn’t answering calls on the phone she gave him. The mother also couldn’t locate him to give him a bag of supplies.

A highly intoxicated man with glassy eyes reportedly parked in someone’s driveway. The resident found him slumped him over the steering wheel as they were on their way to work. The man was transported to the ER.