Law roundup: Mucho drunk man in mucho trouble

A man found at the scene of a crash where a truck had driven over an embankment and came to rest halfway in the road told people he was “mucho drunk,” while a shirtless man showed up with a pistol. The drunk man didn’t appear to be injured.

Mall security reported about a dozen teenagers were annoying customers and refusing to leave. He said the teens had possibly been shoplifting throughout the day as well. The bunch dispersed when they learned he called law enforcement.

A woman who allegedly imbibed marijuana, cigarettes and coffee told dispatchers she was hallucinating and was having a medical emergency and couldn’t answer their questions. She said, “I’m either having a seizure or I’m in a trance.” Medical assistance was called in the case she was having a seizure.

A man in a red plaid shirt and a blue baseball cap was allegedly destroying donated items behind a building and then trying to sell them. Someone who was dropping off donations thought he might be “tweaking really bad,” due to the strange behavior. The man put back the items he took.

A woman allegedly came home drunk and started swinging at her husband.

A man reportedly inside a green dumpster was throwing garbage everywhere.

The back of a building was spray-painted and someone wanted to make a report.

Medical assistance was called but then canceled when a shirtless man walking down the middle of the road was given a ride to his house.

A woman complained an SUV would park in front of her house every day for an hour waiting to pick up her kids and she already asked them to park somewhere else.

Someone called 911 and reportedly said, “Bring me to the police station,” then hung up.

A woman called 911 and allegedly yelled at dispatchers to stay away from her and hung up.

A man calling 911 said there wasn’t an emergency and hung up.