Law roundup: It’s not Santa on roof

A woman reportedly returned home around midnight after having a heart attack and heard someone outside. When she went to check out the noise, she spotted two people on the roof of her house. She told the Columbia Falls Police Department she knew the duo and wanted them kicked off the property.

Young kids took a golf cart out for a joyride and almost hit someone when they didn’t obey a stop sign.

A Florida man reportedly sent dozens of threatening texts and emails daily to people that he was “coming here to end it all” accompanied by photos of his AK-47.

A teenager calmed down after allegedly threatening to shoot and fight his mother during a holiday visit to the state. Officers gave her an informational handout and contact information to follow up on the situation.

The occupant of an older truck with a loud exhaust reportedly chucked a lit firework out of the vehicle in front of a woman’s apartment.

A man wanted an officer to look at damages allegedly caused by his girlfriend “during the course of their supposed relationship.”

A concerned father reportedly advised police that his daughter was running away from him because he wouldn’t let her go to a friend’s house and didn’t want people to think he was trying to catch her and hurt her. Officers counseled her on better ways to handle the situation and they went home.

A resident complained about a business playing music too loudly. An officer determined the music wasn’t “unreasonably loud.”