Law roundup: Bloodthirsty bar patron threatens to shoot customer

A man sat at a bar reportedly looking for a fight when he began insulting the bartender and calling the patrons around him slurs. When told to relax and respect others around him, he asked if the man wanted to go outside and fight. Then he changed his mind and said he would “just shoot him in the head instead.”

Officers with the Kalispell Police Department responded to a report of a man allegedly communing with the world in a carwash bay. He was seen on a security camera putting his hands in his pants, swaying back and forth and either talking or singing to himself. Although he made nonsensical comments, he agreed to clean up his trash and leave.

Houdini in the form of a black chow chow reportedly made a beeline out the door and disappeared from its owner's sight while he chased it. The dog eventually was reunited with its owner.