Law roundup: Crude woman on balcony is no Juliet

A woman on a motel balcony was reportedly heard not asking her Romeo to forsake his surname but instead was screaming obscenities. Kalispell Police Department was unable to locate the unrefined woman.

A man reportedly entered into a vehicle transfer contract with a man who was disgruntled about the terms and had been sending rude and threatening text messages, so they set up a meeting to get the final paperwork at law enforcement offices. 

In a physical struggle to grab the truck title, the buyer allegedly pushed the seller, snatching the title and shoving him on the way out. Although the seller didn’t want to pursue charges with police at the time, he requested paperwork to obtain a temporary restraining order.

A kid was reportedly seen lying on the ground after an explosion in a tunnel. The kid and other youths walked away without any visible injuries. An officer found paint cans and lighters where the youths reportedly blew things up.

Someone saw an unsupervised 2-year-old crying in the back of a running GMC Denali and called the police, saying they would wait until an officer arrived. A man who reportedly did not wish to identify himself told an officer he went into a business for a “couple of minutes” and had a video baby monitor with him. 

An alleged shoplifter left her phone behind and store security called officers to collect it adding that they hoped she would return the stolen items when she showed up to get it back.