Law roundup: Thelma and Louise make a pit stop

Two women in a beat-up sedan reportedly made a pit stop at a store where one of them went inside to steal cosmetics and ammunition.

An individual hanging out with three others on a trail allegedly threw a rock at a man and someone told the Kalispell Police Department that the group was just walking along “terrorizing people.”

Store security asked four kids to leave the property after reportedly finding them haphazardly playing football in the parking lot and hitting vehicles. The youths got into a vehicle and sped out of the parking lot.

A man was allegedly fearful that a branch of a Christian denomination was after him but couldn’t pinpoint why and wouldn’t provide names. He said he was out of town and on the run and no longer in contact with some of the people, but he believed his landlord installed dozens of cameras in the walls of the house to keep an eye on him.

A man was allegedly found peeing in an alley by someone who recommended he use a bathroom. The man’s response was to pick up a piece of glass, break it and threaten him. He was ticketed and released.

About five to six youths with a small dog reportedly had a heyday tearing down a fence and playing inside a building.

A chase ensued between a disorderly man with alcohol on him and the man he was screaming and yelling at.

Someone reportedly broke into someone’s truck to sleep.

Someone thought a man purportedly “talking to a wall” was on drugs and told officers he had been pounding on the door of the apartment below them and pacing. The resident let the man inside before officers arrived.

A man allegedly let a homeless woman inside to shower and was afraid he was going to get kicked out of his abode because she was yelling a lot. She was escorted off the property.

A man who allegedly blew through a stop sign appeared to be under the influence of medication to a bartender who told officers he had two alcoholic drinks before driving.

Someone reportedly broke into a woman’s vehicle and stole her purse.

A woman allegedly thought it was a “little weird” to see a man she hadn’t seen before in the neighborhood walking in the middle of the road carrying a bag.

Youths reportedly egged several cars. A later call came in from a man who said he was driving by a location when the kids allegedly popped out from behind trailers and egged his vehicle leaving a dent or scratch on the door.