Law roundup: Hotel guest opts for rustic experience

After apparently painting the town red, a hotel guest only made it as far as the floor of the second story hallway before making camp for the night. Employees told the Kalispell Police Department that when they asked the sleeping man to push on to his room, he swore at them. The tippler eventually summoned the strength to find his bed.  

Employees of another business alerted officers to a twentysomething man puking behind their location after reportedly having too much to drink. The workers were quick to tell officers that they were not serving the man. Authorities later banned the ill man from the premises.  

A motorist made it personal when they left a note in the window of their vehicle, which they parked without permission at an apartment complex. The property owner told officers that the message was addressed to them, instructing them to "[expletive] off." Officers walked the property owner through the towing process.